10 funny meanings of words

  1. Staying at home (v.) A punishment in childhood but a blessing in adulthood

  2. Bae (n.) A Danish word for poop. Also used by people on the internet who think it means baby, sweetie etc

  3. English (n.) A language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary

  4. Friendship (n.) Every good one started with ‘when I first met you, I thought you were a bitch’

  5. Tomorrow (n.) A mystical land where 99% of all my productivity, achievement and motivation is stored.

  6. Just saying (phr.) A Phrase used to make the previous comment less offensive

  7. Calculus (n.) When letters have a midlife crisis and decide to be numbers.

  8. Wine (n.) The drink that makes you feel sexy, strong and to take on the world

  9. I’m going to sleep early tonight (phr.) The biggest lie you tell yourself

  10. Study (verb) The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby

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